Essays & Short Stories
I told this story in front of a live audience at The Moth. The theme was “schooled,” and oh, the lessons I learned.
This was my first live storytelling experience at The Moth. The theme was divorce. Hilarity, insecurity, and awkwardness ensue.
Another story for a live performance at The Moth in San Francisco. The theme was creepy. Well done, Mom.
Omnipotence Has Its Privileges
What happens when you think about digital transformation all day, every day, at your 9-to-6 job? This short story. This is what happens.
You know what smart people do when they move to a foreign country? They plan on getting a bank account and a phone in their new country. You know what I did when I moved to a foreign country? Neither. This is my story. (Cue the Law and Order intro music.)
Part of the Fucked Up Ways to Die series, this one’s about finding your voice on a windy night after a bad date.
Knives Out – Sometimes life just takes care of things for you. Also part of the Fucked Up Ways to Die series.
Everyday Granite – Walmart: kind of an asshole. Apologies in advance if you’re a fan, because you may never shop there again after you read this. At least I hope you won’t.